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Read the Play
(minus the ending)

The Playground

Read the Play (minus the ending)

A Short Comedy
by Greg Freier
1W / 1M
Approximate Playing Time: 10 minutes

What is worse than a 4-year-old playing with a dead squirrel? Not much, according to Andy, who seems to have little or no use for his “idiot” grandkids. And what about all that noise at the park, clearly intended for no other purpose than to piss him off? Helen, his wife, does her best to manage their outing to the park despite little Raymond dumping spoonfuls of dirt into his sister, Jessica’s mouth and wrapping the swing chain around her neck. Helen expresses some concern for that stranger lurking behind the bushes of which Andy could care less. Maybe he’ll grab Raymond and make off with him. And when Jessica impales Raymond with a sharp stick, Andy seems quite content to get a fresh cup of coffee to settle his nerves before calling 911. $10 Single Use Copyright Fee plus $10 Royalty per Performance for Amateur Theatre. Professional Theatre Royalties Calculated on Application.

$10.00 Royalty per Performance
$10.00 Single-Use Copyright Fees