Purchase Application:

$10.00 Royalty per Performance

$10.00 Single-Use Copyright Fees

Play Features:

Read the Play
(minus the ending)

Painting Over the Poop

Read the Play (minus the ending)

A 10-Minute Comedy
by Rusty Harding
1W / 1M
Approximate Playing Time: 10 minutes

It’s 2:30 in the morning and two-year-old Bobby is missing from his crib! His young mother, Marcie is beside herself. Bingo, the family dog, is sleeping in the crib, but where is Bobby? Did Bingo eat the baby? Not likely, reasons Bobby’s father, Don. After all Bingo is a Chihuahua. And Marcie’s frantic cries that he drowned in the pool might make sense if they had one. Marcie is sure karma is at play. She wished Bobby away just a few days before while painting over stains on the wall where he had smeared poop from his diaper. Anyone who has ever been a parent will chuckle with compassion as Marcie and Don discover the pain ? and panic ? of parenthood. And those who haven’t been there yet will find themselves thinking twice before rushing in. $10 Single Use Copyright Fee plus $10 Royalty per Performance for Amateur Theatre. Professional Theatre Royalties Calculated on Application.

$10.00 Royalty per Performance
$10.00 Single-Use Copyright Fees