Purchase Application:

$60.00 Royalty per Performance

$20.00 Single-Use Copyright Fee

Play Features:

Read the Play
(minus the ending)


Read the Play (minus the ending)

A Full-length Comedy in Multiple Scenes

2M + A Flexible Cast of an Additional 1-7M & 1-7W (depending on doubling)

Approximate Playing Time:  90 minutes

What if Adolf Hitler had married Emily Post?  Find out in this playful comedy that gives your audience a bird’s eye view of the couples on file at the Bureau of Alternate Realities where relationships throughout the universe are the subject of interest and examination.  The Bureau Director leads us through a serious of vignettes with such well-known personalities as Adam and Eve, Barbie and Ken, and Romeo and Juliet, occasionally taking a poke at a member of the audience who he addresses as visitors to the Bureau.  But don’t expect the characters to act the way you think!  In the world of Alternate Realities even a match between Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller can get turned on its head.  And how can analytical Sigmund Freud ever expect to please the likes of romance novelist Barbara Cartland?  A fun way to kick-off your season or truly amuse your summer audiences, with enough great roles to showcase the talents of your entire theater company!  $20 Single-Use Copyright Fee plus $60 Royalty per Performance for Amateur Theatre.  Professional Theatre Royalties Calculated on Application. 

$60.00 Royalty per Performance
$20.00 Single-Use Copyright Fee