Purchase Application:

$60.00 Royalty per Performance

$20.00 Single-Use Copyright Fees

Play Features:

Read the Play
(minus the ending)
Have Yourself a Crazy Little Christmas - Playscripts, Theatre Scripts, Stage Plays

Have Yourself a Crazy Little Christmas

Read the Play (minus the ending)

A Holiday Comedy for the Entire Family
8F ages 6-80 + 3M ages 11-70 
+ 7-12 Child Carolers
Approximate Playing time: 80 Min. 

It’s Molly’s first year to host Christmas Eve and everything must be perfect. The kitchen table is beautifully set; the banana-blueberry pie is chilling in the fridge; the turkey is roasting; and everyone invited has a beautifully wrapped Christmas Eve present under the beautifully trimmed Christmas tree. What could possibly go wrong?  But wait—the Christmas carolers, who were so cute the first couple of times around, won’t stop coming. Molly’s 12-year-old son, Johnathan has a shiner just in time for family photos, and her controlling mother-in-law, who never cuts Molly any slack, invites her husband’s ex-fiancé, Lee Ann to dinner.  But that’s not the worst of it.  When Nana’s drink accidentally gets switched with spiked cider and “Giggles” the children’s pet ferret finds a hiding place inside the turkey and Lee Ann’s last minute gift under the tree reveals an unusually revealing negligée, the chaos – and the fun – explodes with laughter. It’s a perfectly hilarious family holiday play perfect for every person in your audience, no matter what their age. $20 Single Use Copyright Fee plus $60 Royalty per Performance for Amateur Theatre.  Professional Theatre Royalties Calculated on Application.  

$60.00 Royalty per Performance
$20.00 Single-Use Copyright Fees