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$60.00 Royalty per Performance

$20.00 Single-Use Copyright Fees

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Booger Jones

Read the Play (minus the ending)


 by Gary Britson

A Dark Comedy in Two Acts

2W/ 8M Approximate

Playing Time: 110 minutes

Never has a young man been so despised. After Stan’s son, Hank, the school’s star athlete, has been shot by eighteen year old Eldon Jones, better known as “Booger Jones”, he is left wheelchair bound gurgling “get him” to everyone who comes into his dad’s kitchen. And there’s nary a soul that enters that doesn’t claim to want to kill Booger Jones in revenge. When Hank’s best friend, Stew, springs Eldon from the local jail for Stan to kill, it is clear why the filthy, homely Eldon– who appears every bit as, stupid and unfit for society as everyone spews– is the recipient of life-long torture and ridicule. But Stan never had any stomach for killing Eldon. Problem is; no one else feels that way and what becomes of Booger Jones is a story yet to unfold. $20 Single-Use Copyright Fee plus $60 Royalty per Performance for Amateur Theatre. Professional Theatre Royalties Calculated on Application.

$60.00 Royalty per Performance
$20.00 Single-Use Copyright Fees