Purchase Application:

$60.00 Royalty per Performance

$20.00 Single-Use Copyright Fee

Play Features:

Read the Play
(minus the ending)

If You Go Down to the Bank Today...

Read the Play (minus the ending)

A Full-Length Comedy in Two Acts

2W / 5M

Playing Time:  Approximately 110 minutes

Oh, the Brits.  What great comedy they spawn!  Taking place in a bank in a small provincial town, this exceptionally funny, well-crafted comedy will keep your audiences laughing from beginning till end.  Assistant bank manager, Frank Johnson, lives in the flat above the bank where no “unauthorized” personnel are permitted. But when his weekend bank course is cancelled without his boss, Mr. Humphries, catching wind, he conspires with his girlfriend Mandy to spend a romantic getaway upstairs.  As makes perfect sense, stuffy Mr. Humphries, who lives with his mother, has his own personal getaway planned for the flat with spinsterish bank clerk, Sheila.  After all, who will be any the wiser with Frank away at his training.  Throw in two or three bank robbers and let the party begin.  Between multiple doors, falling down basement stairs and plenty of faced paced comings and goings, it takes time for everyone to catch up with one another affording ample time and space for a whole lot of hilarious shenanigans along the way.  Fun to read.  More fun to play.  Funniest of all to see!  $20 Single-Use Copyright Fee plus $60 Royalty per Performance for Amateur Theatre.  Professional Theatre Royalties Calculated on Application

$60.00 Royalty per Performance
$20.00 Single-Use Copyright Fee